Mad Cook Amazonas: Monkey Brains
Monkey brains are known delicacy throughout the eastern side of the Zero Meridian! Sophisticated gourmand enjoys his cerebrums and cerebellums chilled, as dessert and from the cleaved cranium of the still breathing simian. Mad Cook does not stand for such foppishness. The center of the central nervous system of our cousin-species is best served fresh from the oven or in this case, a pot - and as the main course.
Mise en Place:
Depends on the skills of the hunter
Cooking Time:
30 minutes
Portion Size:
One monkey feeds one diner
Ingredients:
1 monkey
Root vegetables
Herbal mix
Preparation: 1. Go to the jungle or rainforest. The fresh ingredients are a matter of the utmost importance.
2. Shoot a monkey. The more naturalistic skillsters use a blowgun, the present-day pursuant blasts Beppo with a firearm.
3. Scald the shaggy simian thoroughly nothing aggravates quite like a baboon hair stuck in the back of your throat.
4. Make sure the water is boiling! Devious fiend that he is, the monkey often hides a retroactive viral revenge for the gluttons
who do not take the cooking process seriously enough.
5. Get rid of the intestines. The muscles of Mojo Jojo make a nice soup. Remember to cut off the noggin and add it in the pot.
6. Add the vegetables into the soup and use herbs they according to your own preference.
7. After bathing Bubbles for half hour, inspect the healthy hue on the cheeks of Cheetah and divine if the gray matter is safe to ingest.
Nature, in her infinite wisdom has modified the monkey cranium into a perfect bowl. Just use machete to create a crack and open the lid. Caution: change the utensil before the actual consumption of the brains takes place.
Usually the protein-deprived jungle trekker recuperates after just one bite and is ready to continue with the expedition. But for most beginners, the resilient frontal lobe is a cause of embarrassing faux pas - breathe slowly and concentrate on keeping the elevator operator moving firmly towards the lower stories to avoid the social suicide!
Kick them munchies with some mellow monkey brains!
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