When Gods and demons extracted the elixir of life from the booming oceans, Shiva decided to add a little something to the recipe – and thus Shiva created the Bhang.
Bhang Lassi is a drink the Hindus have been lapping down since 1000 B.C. to experience union with Shiva, to cleanse them from sin and to avoid hellish torture in the afterlife. Talk about the hair of the dog!
What we need:
- Dime Bag
- 2 cups of whole milk
- Sugar, approximately half a cup
- Whizz of coconut milk
- Tablespoon of crushed almonds
- Pinch of ginger
- Dash of Garam Masala
- 1 cup of water
Preparation
1. Through the GO square, get your ass to India.
2. Visit the government authorized Bhang Shop, where enjoying cannabis products is legal – best place for this is the holy city of Varanasi, Shiva’s own hood.
3. The ingredients are mixed, with plenty of ice. Note: this might cause the so-called delhi-belly phenomenon, so check from the bhangtender where the water for the ice comes from.
4. Apply a straw.
5. Enjoy!
Always remember, the gastronomically ingested Bhang is much more effective than the one you inhale. So keep your sensible shoes on and remember moderation – in suitable doses little milkshake is bound to create a nice sunny summer atmosphere!
And watch out for them munchies!
