Felis silvestris foxi, the scourge of West Africa and ruthless killer in the unlit corners of the wild continent’s darkest nights! Who amongst us has not walked the savanna one time or other hoping to catch this sharp-clawed stalker? Even capturing the domestic house cat is a feat, but try it – Mad Cook promises the rewards are plenty if you put in the effort. The actual preparation is easy even for beginners and guaranteed fun for the whole family – and you know you can’t put a price tag on quality together-time!
Ingredients
1 Cat
1 Bottle of your favorite BBQ-sauce
Grilling
Barbequing with wood gives the meat even heat resulting in taste that resembles the original African dish the most.
Portion Size
One cat feeds two adult diners – easily!
Preparation
1. Go to Africa. Call the cat. You’ll soon find this to be a complete waste of yours and the cat’s time, since he is by nature indifferent and selfish creature. Instead, make him listen to some Russ Limbaugh and as Benny the Ball goes into deep thoughts by the dazzling political rhetoric, shanghai him in a gunnysack.
2. Eliminate the feline.
3. Skin the cat. There are many ways to skin to cat. The best one is to make sure you completed the step two.
4. Empty the cat using a scalpel.
5. Fillet the meat and grill for 40 minutes.
6. Toss the leftovers like head, skin and intestines in the Barbie, mate!
7. You might want to use the barbeque-sauce liberally.
The skin of the cat makes a nice sizzling bacon-like treat and is great for the chefs who like to accentuate the meal’s overall pleasantness by garnishing.
Free tip! Stretch the cat’s hide across bamboo sticks and use it as an edible fan – great fun for kids! And remember: the cat’s dome is reserved for the guest of honor and it must be eaten whole, teeth and all.
Cats are known pests and freeloaders who spend their days doing nothing but sleeping and smooching off on honest taxpayers’ money. So do the right thing – if you are housing these dissidents, start thinning out the base today!
Kick dem munchies with the funky feline!
